Couture Confessions

EDITOR | CHIEF TOY COUTURE



He told me he wasn’t into intercourse, he preferred jack off sessions. I told him I wasn’t into hooking up if we weren’t going to fuck. I can jack off by myself. I didn’t see the point. He told me “I want us to jack off and when you cum I want you to smear it all over my face.”........ 15 minutes later I left to go meet him. It was hot. I want to do it again but that was a one nightstand. How in the hell could I conjure up the nerve to look somebody in the face and ask them to let me do something like this??!! ........I gotta stop fuckin with freaks.

16 COMMENTS:

Eduardo Guize said...

Yeah, sure, like you didn't like freaks... LOL

Anonymous said...

you can piss on a man. you can make a man wear panties, but you cant ask a man to let you nutt on his face... dude... wtf

Cogent Ascending said...

You can borrow my balls for a minute if you want to ask him to be your canvas again.
LMGAO!
Come one it's no big deal and freaky as it may be it's relatively safer then having you smear your dead babies somewhere else on his body.

Chet said...

Shyte! You will find it hard to give up on the freaks. Freaks are into all kinda stuff; I spoke with a dude recently that wanted to be pissed on.

Forbidden Light said...

Well, take the passive aggressive route...Start off by saying you want to have a jack off session...

yet another black guy said...

How do you even find these people?!

Anonymous said...

You have one life

gee said...

you mean, this isn't the norm? lol

Qucifer said...

umm NO You don't, what you need to do is have you a strong drink, request it again and again... and take some pictures that would make mama happy *blogrolls*

JACK said...

I'm not sure why this is considered freaky ... I mean, with there being no swings, chandeliers or furry little animals involved it seems pretty vanilla.

Anonymous said...

just keep it real point blank and say what you wanna do. keep it 210

SirPercy said...

1. it'll come off in the shower, no harm done. don't think it's too kinky, really. first guy i hooked up with ended up mixing our loads on my stomach, and i happily smeared it around... was disappointed when he cleaned it up!
2. thanks for the comment, yo. glad you enjoy reading about my boring life. sorry my blog ain't as glitzy as yours! maybe someday...

Unknown said...

You need to start taping these sessions...

Curious said...

Smear it on his face...and this is freaky how? I know people who would count this as the starter, an appetizer for much more that was about to happen.

Stephen said...

That is not freaky, that is GAY101...
When I am really turned on, feeling that hot load on my face or chest is unfathomably hot... of course, made hotter after having been freshly fucked.

Rafael Solece said...

Toy, I would appreciate it sir if you would please stop lying to me. You ain't gone stop dealing with these freaks. You are the freak magnet and this is precisely why I love you. fyi, thanks for the kind words about my blog post last week..smile

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