Everybody wants good dick. Bottoms want to fuck it and Tops want to have it. Dick is a beautiful thing. Especially if you fuck around and get you some Designer Dick. I’ve seen sane and sensible people do insane and irrational things all because of some good dick. If you’ve never had a ‘choice’ piece of meat then God bless your heart cuz you’ll be satisfied with any ol’ thing.
Like a designer bag or a couture gown, designer dick is all about quality. It feels good, its visually pleasing to the eye, it lasts longer than the average piece and its in limited supply. Its timeless; able to be appreciated by the young and the old. Designer Dick will have you Dicknotized, meaning putting up with a whole lot of crap just because the dick is good.
The taste of it invokes the insatiable whore in you. The fit is perfection. You fall in love because it’s consistent, you always know what you’re going to get. That’s luxury at it’s best….Some guys know how to work it but don’t have good dick. Some guys have an above average size cock but don’t have good dick. It's not his length or his width or any one thing in particular.
I know people who have ignored the advice of trusted friends and spent their last dime on a piece. Sometimes you just have to sacrifice. Those around you may not have been privileged enough to experience the good things in life. So they wouldn’t understand. I assure you there’s nothing like a custom made piece. If you've never had one don’t settle for less. You deserve the best. Get you some Designer Dick.
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Never has something been desired by so many yet experienced by so few. That's probably why the straight boys hate us so much. They want it too!
then i guess i've been blessed, as along the long road of my life, i've mostly encountered "THOSE"... makes me one contented "..." maybe you should move to QUEBEC. but truth be told, it wasn't so much quebeckers themselves, but what the immigration brought that kept me very happy. though, some quebeckers've got just what i needed... but not as a rule...
ok, ok, i'm one lucky bitch!!! i remember fondly the men i've crossed path with!! just now, i remember a fellow who had emigrated from HAITI, and he had the most gorgeous smile, no, i really "THE SMILE" to melt any icecap... and that's not all he had going for him!!! he was most delicious!! or that guy from PAKISTAN who wanted "something" for which i was not in the mood for that night [strangely...] and still got HIS way... NO!! i'm not easy!! but i'm willing...
:D~
my bed, and some other places..., has been the UNITED NATIONS of SEX!! i've embraced them all and have no regrets whatsoever. i have tasted most every kind of men and appreciated the various types of seductions. and yes, there is a world of difference on how a man seduces you!!! it is not giveen to anyone to know how... sadly!! some guys just don't get it!! but then, as far as i'm concerned, they don't get any either!! i don't think i'm high maintenance, but i do like something more than a grop and a humph... it's not just aboutt the dick, but also in the way the man looks into your eyes, deeply; the way his wander underneath your clothes, only to find yourself buck naked, and not always indoor... ;)~
how his breath feels against your neck, and how he suddenly grabs you in his arms to make you his, if only for a moment... yeah! some have it!! some don't... but i still love men with all of my heart!!!
:)~
HUGZ
LOL Tickle Bear I love you! :0)
Loved the original post and your response. *fanning himself*
Dick makes the world go round. :)
*fanning himself* ???
did i trigger some memories?!?
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HUGZ
I have never had this dick you speak of.
But I've been looking for my own personal holy grail anyway so thanks.
I have to disagree with you. Designer Dick is a curse and not something you should pursue because like a whore on crack, once you've had it you can never willingly go back to what you've had before.
Designer Dick will make you forget your mama, forget your upbringing, forget your morals, forget your levels of tolerance for things that you know are no good for you. I say again, even though thinking about it is starting to make me drool, stay away from Designer Dick because it will only bring you to ruin.
I stay the hell away from designer dick! That shit got me sent to jail for five months!
That shit make you do crazy shit, like stalk a bitch at the grocery store and wait in her back seat with a blow horn and some coco butter..don't ask lol
@ CURIOUS:
and you point is?
your description of the side effects,
while accurate, is nothing in my book. why not let someone really knocks your socks off for a change?? sure, the rest may seem blah afterward, but you can always revel in the moments you've had with "the one"!! why live in the beige zone all of your life when you can enjoy a bit of psychedelia?
i'm just saying...
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HUGZ
Where can one find this illustrious Designer Dick?
Dear Designer Dick,
We've met this past summer, and I have to say I have missed you ever since. I'm counting down the days, minutes, seconds, and nano seconds for your return.
Same time, same place?
P.s. I know you've been waiting for my fun box too. ;-)
Love,
Rana
Very true that there is nothing like a magic dicksicle...
http://rantersbox.blogspot.com
Good dick is the reason why I'm still married to that mother fucker even though he has cheated on me several times! You can seek out designer dick if you want, but beware of the side effects. Translation: good dick turns you into a dumb bitch...but you will come harder than the top bitch and prettier than the bottom.
I just saw your comments everywhere tonight and I had to come over and see who you were. So awesome! LOL! I love when I find a blog that isn't at all what I expect to find! Fantastic!!!
I'll DEFINITELY be back. And well frankly I gotta agree w/my girl The Empress. magic is magic..but when you can use the term magic dicksicle together in a sentence..it's like Christmas everyday!
why do girlz get it more than guyz?????
I'm not sure I understand, are we discussing Casanova type Super Lovers?
RP: True, many homophobes are in gay denial, but a lot of the hate comes from the fact that gays don't age as quickly as we breeders. Most homosexuals I know are 10 years older than they look, can you fault our envy?
I'm a slave to good dick too. Darling husband has it, and I want it. All the time. Even after 17 years. However, I have to agree with Mrs. Hyde in that good dick does turn you into a dumb bitch. I put up with way more shit than I should have while we were dating because of the good dick. Even when I would fuck around for spite it was always disappointing.
It`s the person attached to the dick I appreciate more.hehe
Well the holidays are coming soon. Maybe I'll do some shopping for a few friends & give the gift that keeps on giving.
One.
Tell me can this Designer Dick be found in the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog, if not is readily available on most inter-city street corners? I've heard something about the Designer Dick and from what I've heard is that it can be very addictive.
Come to think of it my good gurlfriend Debbie got hold of some Designer Dick and damn near lost her mind! Then again I totally understand why she lost control. I haven't experienced any Designer Dick, but have had a damn good knock off or two. LOL
@ CHET:
try HOME DEPOT!!!!
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HUGZ
I have a friend going thru this at this very moment in time. Sad to watch.
@TICKLEBEAR Someone has "knocked my socks off" and now all I do is hunt for that high again, compare and contrast and that's fair to whomever it is I'm with, or more importantly me. Sure it's nice to revel in memories but it's better to be happy with what you have now.
@ CURIOUS:
comparing is the problem here, if one is to survive after having DD... can i just wish everyone good luck on our quest for Life, and happy holidays, BTW!!!
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HUGZ
Hey!
I gave you an award....do check it out! :)
http://gophunkyourself.blogspot.com/2010/12/and-winners-are.html
All I have to say is that you bring out such great imagery in every post of yours! haha
It definitely makes you want to purchase the merchandise!
Vivid. I love the imagery. You said it. Nothing like Designer Dick. It is the perfect dick that brings out the slut in you. Yes I agree you do have to sacrifice.
Lol @Curious! You ain't neva lied!
I had a designer dick that ALMOST took over the edge...but hey it is karma so...
man you're missed!!! come back!!!
Hey doll! I’m stopping by everyone who has left me sweet comments on this blog to let them know I’ve moved it! I’ll still be tasteofapoisonparadise.com. But the new official url is http://tastemypoisonparadise.tumblr.com/. It’s no longer blogger, but you can still follow it through tumblr or subscribe so it goes to your email. Looking forward to more lovely comments from you! <3
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