Toy: “Its not about dick size. You’re not happy. If you’re not happy move on.”
Angie: "Yeah I agree."
Carlos: “I wish I had that problem. I want a big dick. Who the hell leaves somebody because they have a big dick? Little dick yes but big dick NO!"
~{We all laugh}~
Reggie: "I’m serious."
Toy: "I know but I kinda thought all bottoms wanted a big one. I just never heard this one before. But the relationship is doomed because you’re not being satisfied sexually. Everybody is different and its about what works for you."
Angie: “My ex had a huge dick but it was always kinda soft and it seemed to take him forever to cum. I think huge ones make a guy lazy and often they’re not that hard. Like somebody once told me ‘BIG DICKS ARE JUST PRETTY TO LOOK AT. NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE THEM HOME AND TRAIN THEM, SUCK THEM OR SIT ON THEM.”
Carlos: “That's a lie!”
Toy: "I know but I kinda thought all bottoms wanted a big one. I just never heard this one before. But the relationship is doomed because you’re not being satisfied sexually. Everybody is different and its about what works for you."
Angie: “My ex had a huge dick but it was always kinda soft and it seemed to take him forever to cum. I think huge ones make a guy lazy and often they’re not that hard. Like somebody once told me ‘BIG DICKS ARE JUST PRETTY TO LOOK AT. NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE THEM HOME AND TRAIN THEM, SUCK THEM OR SIT ON THEM.”
Carlos: “That's a lie!”
~{We all laugh}~
Toy: "A Female and a Bottom saying they don’t like big dicks??!! I feel like I’m in the twilight zone!… Just leave dude. Move on."
14 COMMENTS:
I agree, it's not always the bigger the merrier.
It's like my mama always said "If you can't fit it in your mouth don't try to dtick it up your ass."
I'm going to be politically incorrect but uhm...
I LOVE a big ole unit, seriously. I'm hella orally fixated so the bigger the better. I mean the average size guys can get love too...But sometimes I want a guy to do magic with a really big magical wand. Put me under his love, sex, and magic spell.
Cheers!
This could and has certainly been debatable. In my opinion "It's whats up front that counts." We are attracted to dick, be it average, large or larger than large, we make the adjustments.
I have been sitting here little for a couple minutes just rereading and rereading trying to understand what I just read...Cogent Ascending, your momma?...told you if you can't fit it in your mouth, don't try to stick it up your ass?...are you serious?...who is your mama, the president of the PFLAG chapter in your area?
Anyway...I think I agree with Angie, Big dicks are sometimes just pretty to look at, but nothing else. I once messed around with this guy, for two reasons. He had these really amazing hazel eyes, that I loved and a really pretty and huge dick. He was dumb as a box rocks, but I stayed interested, because of those two things. I mean it really was pretty dick. I liked looking at it. Anyway it never got fully hard, never. At first I thought it was me, because I think I was one of the first guys he got with. However despite porn, homemade cock ring...and yes I said homemade...it never got fully hard. That took the magic away from the huge dick.
Here is my thing with huge dicks, I have found that generally the bigger the penis the more likely they want to use it on you, and screw you, and well I don't need that hassle.
@ YBandDL Bad PYT In the Closet at Hearbreak Hotel: It's called satire. Don't feel bad, not all of us grew up with exposure to literature or sources of entertainment which didn't inlcude shooting our dinner or stuffing dead animals. Next week I'll show you how to spell check. Isn't learning fun!?
I'd like to see a big one with my own eyes, but I'm not going to do anything with it. Use it as hood prop or something.
eye candy.
Ehhnn a straight woman says: NO to Big Cocks.... more often than not the owners have lazy sexual habits that Involve ridiculous amounts of Penis worship for the payoff of TWO sore days, no finesse a high percentage of the time and the belief that because they got a Godly gift they never have to return a favor in bed... I'll take a small, smedium, medium, almost Large Any time of the day
you're blog is very interesting...
lmao, nice :)
I don't do big dicks. Alot of the times, these fools do not know how to use it.
Now Toy, You know damn well i wasn't going to let this one slide. I have been good the last week trying not to make too many comments on your blog there by filling it up your in box with emails from rafael solece But Baby, If this ain't the funnoiest shit I ever read. But I totally agree. I have encountered some big ones, and trust me it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Give me an average man with good stroke, a wicked tongue, and a extra freaky side anyday of the wee
Big dicks are fun - but recoup time is too damn much if you ask me. Did a dude with 10+ once ... took me four days to recover. Who the fuck has four days to give a mfer? No thanks. The 7.5 range is perfectly fine.
My ex told me the same thing when we were discussing dick sizes once....and I laughed like hell!!
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