I masturbate a lot. My highest number in one day is 8. I masturbate at work in the restroom often and I’ve pleasured myself under my desk many times as coworkers obliviously walk by. I’ve had the urge to ejaculate while out at trendy posh restaurants as well as seedy night clubs and I don’t fight the urge. I excuse myself to the nearest men’s lavatory and jack off. I’ve masturbated in the car while driving many times, ignoring the glares of truck drivers that sit high above me. Sometimes at home I’ll light candles, burn incense, play some soft music and I’ll make love to myself. Other times I’ll be in the shower and I’ll abruptly take myself, throwing myself up against the walls. Yes I’m in love with me and I love myself…....often….I suggest you do the same.
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And here I was thinking we women were the only ones doing it. Love the new layout, by the way.
HA! I agree and cosign, I do the same, helps I keep a snuggie at work.. how unclassy!
I just heard the best quote...
I have the best sex life but I really would like to find someone to share it with.
hehe
Firstly, great pic. That's a hot bitch right there...I would love to be that chair.
Second, I'm pretty sure that people who say they don't masturbate are liars.
I spank it all the time. A good wank will set you right.
you're my favorite sexual freedom prophet
I do. For years. (Love the picture with this post).
you sound like me!
Sometimes its better by your self. You get to know what works for you.
@Monique Thanks ..I had no idea females did it too! Guess I'm in good company
@Qucifer- I'll never look at a snuggie the same way again! LOL
@Robertga99- LOL..That's going to be my next Facebook status
@Westopher- I agree and a good wank has been the start of some of my best days
@Eduardo Guize- Awwww I love it...Hmmm I think I'll be using that in my introduction to new people. "Hello I'm Toy. Your sexual freedom prophet."
@Mechadude2001- I'm not sure what his name. Once I began to lust I generally forget names :)
@Michael Rivers Thank you..I have for years also
@gee I knew we had alot in common
@Corve I totally agree and I've got it down to a science
Haha, why not. I agree with Westopher's comment above - 99% of people who say they don't do it are liars. Nothing's wrong with masturbation, I believe it's one of the most natural things. And lol at your idea for your new introdution to people, haha And I laughed at that quote Roberta99 shared, might as well use it as my FB status too LOL
P.S. And thanks for your sweet comments. Really appreciate your kind words!
I prefer self love to most sexual encounters I've had. There were maybe two times with two different guys in my my whole life who made me feel better than my right hand could.
to all of those people thinking we are pervs,
we all think they are hypocrites...
:)~
HUGZ
Once had a friend advise me to jerk off before I went out on a date because that would get it out of my system and I'd be less prone to get wooed into putting out on a first date. FUCK kinda advice is that? That just mean I'm a last longer -- not that I'm a be disinterested!
And yes - I fuck on the first date. I don't see what the problem is - I've picked random profiles online and done the do with fools who thought my name was Billy.
I'm sorry I read this. Now I'll be looking at all those people at work and wondering what's going on.
Hey wanker, Just kidding, hehe. I use to think bad things will happen if I masturbated. Thank my grandmother for that!!
8 times in one day? Can you still see? I kid.
@Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl- If you agree then it's biblical now. I shall continue jacking off with my head up :)
@Cogent Ascending- I totally agree. My hand never disappoints or skeets me in the eye when I specifically said "let me know when you're about to cum"
@TICKLEBEAR- So true! and oh how I depise hypocrites
@JACK- LMAO!! I was given that same advise and the results where exactly the same. Glad to know I'm in good company. lol..And as far as fucking on the first night read this post: http://www.toycouture.net/2010/02/couture-confessions.html
@Curious- LOL..as well you should..lol..nothing is ever what it appears to be
@WannabeVirginia W.- LMAO! I'm walking, living, and seeing proof that fable isn't true..If so I would have been blind by age 15..lol
"Don't knock masterbation. It is sex with someone I love"
Woody Allen
I love making love to myself, in fact I pleasure myself at least once a day even when I'm in a relationship. Just recently my new neighbor was telling his gurlfriend that he hears me jackin off at night. Now I hear him.
Chile, there ain't nothing wrong with masturbation...It is sex with someone that i love A LOT.
Anyway, there have been some guys that made me WISH I had stayed home and jacked off.
Masturbation is like eating;)When you say I don`t masturbate is like as if your saying I don`t eat..lol
The pic attached is wonderful,TC!
This blog has Great photos. Love it. Lol
Can't NOBODY F&CK you like you!
interestingly enough, I JUST decided to stop masturbating. I want to be able to have my mind blown (hehe) the next time I have sex and self stimulation may weaken that for me.
Great post and blog!
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