A wise person once said “We all need to take a break to release ourselves from the lies the world has made us believe about who we are and the lies we’ve told ourselves.”
A lot of people believe their own hype or have fallen victim to incessant propaganda. So reality checks are needed. Lets tackle condoms for instance. There are a plethora of guys going around carrying magnum condoms in their wallet and know damn well you don’t need them. What’s up with that?
I recently ran a train on somebody with a home boy of mine. When my boy turn came to do the fuckin’ he reached in his pants pocket and pulled out 3 big boy magnums. Now his dick is above average but he by no means needed a magnum. He proceeds to strap up and after a couple minutes of him drilling our featured star, he pulls out and realizes the condom isn’t on. Its inside the bottom. After we pull the condom out he comments “Damn that tight ass of yours pulled the rubber right off”. The bottom was flattered but I was perturbed by how reckless he was being. The bottom’s ass had some grip but that's not why the rubber came off. It came off because that magnum was too damn big!
In case you’re not sure if you too are a delusional male let me help you out:
*If you do the fucking, and your condom bag/drawer has a VARIETY of different brands and sizes this is the first clue you don’t need a magnum. Either the regulars fit and the magnums are too big or the regulars are too small and the magums fit. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
*If you put your magnum on and you got a good inch of condom still rolled up at the base of your penis this is another clue you don’t need it.
*If you put the magnum on and need to tie a knot at the base for it to stay on (I.E - you don’t fill it from center to circumference), let that shit go.
A baggy magnum is never a good look. There's only one exception and thats girth. Some dudes may not have length but they got width and in these cases a gold one is needed.
I’m not sure where this insanity originates from but I will some what blame Bottoms. Yes Bottoms, you all perpetuate this foolishness. If you’re about to bottom and your top pulls out a magnum and you know he ain’t got no big dick, don‘t just sit there quiet!! You may not want to hurt his feelings but fuck that. You don’t have to be mean about it. You could maybe suggest he use one of your LifeStyles or Durex‘s. And to my fella’s that Top - Keep it real. A magnum does not equal good sex so get the size that fits you. Two of my friends that bottom and get around both swear the best sex they ever had was with a guy who had a little dick. It’s not all about your size but how you work it. So fellas be yourself. It’s okay.
In case you’re not sure if you too are a delusional male let me help you out:
*If you do the fucking, and your condom bag/drawer has a VARIETY of different brands and sizes this is the first clue you don’t need a magnum. Either the regulars fit and the magnums are too big or the regulars are too small and the magums fit. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
*If you put your magnum on and you got a good inch of condom still rolled up at the base of your penis this is another clue you don’t need it.
*If you put the magnum on and need to tie a knot at the base for it to stay on (I.E - you don’t fill it from center to circumference), let that shit go.
A baggy magnum is never a good look. There's only one exception and thats girth. Some dudes may not have length but they got width and in these cases a gold one is needed.
I’m not sure where this insanity originates from but I will some what blame Bottoms. Yes Bottoms, you all perpetuate this foolishness. If you’re about to bottom and your top pulls out a magnum and you know he ain’t got no big dick, don‘t just sit there quiet!! You may not want to hurt his feelings but fuck that. You don’t have to be mean about it. You could maybe suggest he use one of your LifeStyles or Durex‘s. And to my fella’s that Top - Keep it real. A magnum does not equal good sex so get the size that fits you. Two of my friends that bottom and get around both swear the best sex they ever had was with a guy who had a little dick. It’s not all about your size but how you work it. So fellas be yourself. It’s okay.
5 COMMENTS:
I will never have this problem and not because I have a magnum sized dick BUT I'm all for the advocating of people recognizing their personal limitations within reason.
I don't get why people aren't proud and confident about who they are and what they look like.
If you don't like the size of your dick you need to get with someone who will never know it's not HUGE.
Like a sloppy bottom who couldn't feel it anyway, or a virgin whose never had a HUGE cock.
Love this blog.
The BEST SEX OF MY ENTIRE LIFE was with a guy who had a rather small dick. I MEAN THE BEST SEX OF MY ENTIRE LIFE was with a small dick man. I DONT THINK YOU ARE HEARING ME, THE BEST SEX EVER IN ALL MY LIFE...LOL. BIG DICKS ARE PRETTY TO LOOK AT, but big dicks without any talent behind them is a useless big dick.
LOVING THE BLOG. NOW CAN A BITCH GET A PHONE CALL...DAMN!
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I have to send a link to this to my boy T. This fool showed me his A4A pics and I he wrote large for his penis size. When he went to the bathroom, I edited it LOL
I would agree with this post yes i do wear magnum (shameless plug) but i will also tell dude when he can't fit a magnum. First off is the condom slips off during fuckin then 9 times out of 10 ur gonna be in da ass raw. Thats a no no atleast for me. So not only is it just plain silly to have a condom to big but its also dangerous and any bottom who allows that more than likely wanna get fucked that way. I know when i fuck or get fucked i look at everything before i do anything shit i love it with the lights on. So be careful and protect ur pink parts shit I love freakin but im not gonna get anything to stroke my ego..
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