TRUST ISSUES

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I’ve given the ‘side eye’ to a lot of guys when it came time to have sex. There’s just some stuff I don’t trust and some shit I say you just CAN'T trust. Maybe I’m a hypochondriac, maybe I’m paranoid but it is what it is. Some warrant an explanation and some don’t.

THINGS I DON’T TRUST IN THE BEDROOM-

~GUYS WHO SWALLOW MY CUM-
I LOVE LOVE LOVE when someone does it but I’m always left wondering ’I know I’m not that special, So you just do this to every guy???’

~“TOPS” THAT TELL ME THEY’VE NEVER BEEN PENETRATED BUT THEY’RE GOING TO LET ME BE THEIR 1st-
Inside I’m thinking ‘You’re no top you’re just a discreet bottom’.

~GUYS WHO USE ENEMAS OR DOUCHES-
I know it’s to keep clean blah blah blah but I still think its weird.



~BOTTOMS THAT SAY “FUCK ME HARDER!” -
Makes me think your hole is too open

~BOTTOMS THAT DON’T LIKE TO SUCK DICK-
I thought sucking dick was a required course Bottoms101

~BOTTOMS THAT SEEM ENAMOURED WITH WHAT THEY CALL MY “PERFECT ASS”-
Makes me think you wanna fuck me

~TOPS WHO DICKS DON’T STAY HARD-
Whether it’s while I’m watching porn or in a 3some. When a Tops dick doesn’t stay hard it makes me think he’s an undercover bottom

~BOTTOMS WHO SAY YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG BUT TAKE THE WHOLE DICK WITH SEEMINGLY NO PROBLEM

~GUYS THAT MOAN IN HIGH PITCH VOICES WHEN THEY’RE GETTING FUCKED-
I’m turned off and left feeling tricked and somewhat violated.

13 COMMENTS:

Unknown said...

Don't blame ya for having trust issues!

Anonymous said...

Great list!! Love it! As for #1, I LOVE it too. And yes, I think some guys do it to everyone.

Anonymous said...

Agree with everything, except "fuck me harder" - that can help loosen things up, actually. :) And a high fiber diet make enemas unnecessary, IMO.

Cogent Ascending said...

The high pitched ones make me soft. There is NOTHING worse than a dude whose got a rocking body a great personality a willingness to get fucked and then sounds like a dying cat being fucked to death.

Pearl said...

I haven't visited in a while. Love the look. Saxy. Luv P

Bosguy said...

Yikes... I think I've been w the guy for too long. None of these have crossed my mind. My issues are less around trust and more "body image"...

Mind Of Mine said...

GUYS WHO SWALLOW MY CUM-
I LOVE LOVE LOVE when someone does it but I’m always left wondering ’I know I’m not that special, So you just do this to every guy?

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I couldn't agree more...

I always start out with the best intentions to swallow, but then I chicken out. Oh well.

Bruno Laliberté said...

~BOTTOMS THAT SAY “FUCK ME HARDER!” -
Makes me think your hole is too open.

when i say that, it's not because i don't feel the guy anymore, it's for the reverberating effect as he slams himself against me. an added bonus, you might say...
:)~
HUGZ

Prince Todd said...

LOL...
I disagree with number 3! Those are necessary. I know how ya'll negroes talk...lol. If somebody is not squeaky clean back there he'll get a sordid reputation!
I agree with tickle bear. It is not just the dick. It is the overall body rock.
=0)

Chet said...

I have heard all of these sayings before and like you it is hard for me to accept or believe the brothas that say these things.

The top that can't get hard is no doubt a bottom.

Rana said...

Damn... Well say that then...
Everyone should suck dick... It makes the world seem brighter. ;-)

jamari fox said...

Well wait because I like to be clean so there is no mess when I get the pipe. I say "fuck me hard" because I'm in the moment and I'm a bottom that likes a top with nice handle bars (ass)....

So Jamari isn't trustworthy?

designing wally said...

I only do this for you, baby.

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