Ejaculation Etiquette

In the past I’ve never thought twice in regards to when & where I climax. Wrong or right I admit I almost never let you know I’m about to bust my load. Even if a guy is giving me head and requests I warn him before I ejaculate there’s still no guarantee he wont end up with a mouthful of cum. And unless he was very good at dodge ball as a child he may also very well get shot in the eye.

As much as I enjoy kissing you after I cum in your mouth and even hand feeding my cum to you, it may surprise some that the only cum I deal with is my own. Oddly enough I’m somewhat disgusted by cum that isn‘t mine. No you can’t nut on me and I don’t want yours anywhere near me. (Yeah yeah I know it’s a double standard but oh well.) The only exception is if we’re in a relationship, and that’s only after quite a bit of time in it.

 

So with this disgust in mind, imagine my dismay during sex with a one night stand who’s riding me, his dick rock hard and out of no where a stream of cum shoots out his dick, over my face, headboard, and lands on my wall. Immediately in session to that he shoots a second shorter stream of cum up my stomach and up the left side of my neck. Saying I was horror-struck is an understatement. I immediately felt a surge of guilt, remorse and empathy for every dick sucker I had disrespected in the past. I now know your sexual partners deserve a choice, and as a common courtesy you should let them know before you turn their mouth, face, body or any of their open holes into a playground for your unborn children. To not do so is simply bad etiquette.

There’s a scripture that says “Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.” ….This night I realized how true that scripture is.…Apparently this one night stand’s mother had raised him well and taught him that whenever he made a mess it was his duty to clean it up …..because before I could spew a selective group of four letters words at him for unceremoniously drenching my body in unwanted seamen he got up off my dick and licked up every single drop of cum he shot from the bottom of my torso to the nape of my neck….. And that my friend is Ejaculation Etiquette at its best.